I'd love to meet you, anywhere, just say the word...

Have you met Rob?  Do you dream of meeting him in person, him calling your name. You gazing on his jawporn, blue eyes and sex hair, long wonky legs?  Do you ever wonder what you would say or how you would react once you're actually there, in front of him, or perhaps he's 3 feet away from you.  The mere fact he's there, the air changes and there's electricity zapping you?

What would be the ideal situation for you to meet him?

Let me give you some scenarios:

1.  At a fan/movie event

2. At a pub

3. Outside his hotel(if you ever find it!)

4. Some random place like a coffee shop, Borders or Barnes and Noble

5. At one of his mate's concerts(Sam, Marcus, Bobby)?

6. At a convenience store while he was shopping for Hot Pockets?

Now let's see, what would you say? Would you be able to talk?  Would you just freeze and gaze at his beauty, drool a little perhaps?   Will you pretend you smoke and hope you have a lighter in your purse to offer him if he needs a light?  Would you offer to buy him a Heine?  Would you pretend you barely know him and just be cool about it?

We want to know, let us know. Let's have fun!

 Leave your comments, thanks!

Photo: Details magazine 2010

Have you been to Rob's house?

I Have No Idea Who You Are Robert Pattinson

   

I'm rocking this beanie!

    I'm driving around LA late in the evening and I end up in front of a house which isn't all that nice. I have no idea why the hell I'm here but I go and knock on the door anyway. Rob shows up at the door. I remember him wearing a black beanie, an olive green button down shirt with a gray t-shirt underneath, and black pants. Surprisingly, I act like it's no big deal. He lets me in his house which is warm and cozy. Nothing fancy, just a wooden floor with wooden furniture. He leads me to his tan colored couch in the living room and we start talking about God knows what. I tell myself not to 'out' myself and pretend to have no idea who he is. But then I asked him how he manages to be funny and witty in interviews. “Shit! Stupid, stupid, stupid!” I tell myself. He looks at me through squinted eyes in a suspicious manner with a smirk on his face. “I dunno.” he says laughing. We carry on with our conversation but by the end of it I slip up again and tell him I love his dad (in a non-creepy way). He says, “Really? I can invite him over if you want.” But I decline and leave. That's when I wake up and think, ”WHAT THE F*CK?! Why did I do that?” I still hate the dream version of me. She's so stupid. 

* Celine

*Name(s) have been changed to protect the identity of the sender.

Photo: Robert Pattinson visiting Planet Hollywood, 2008.

"It's Just A Sweet, Sweet Fantasy Baby.."

"Your body is absolutely amazing.."

~ Because we all have dreams and fantasies about Rob.. So here's one that I will share with you.. What I imagine it would be like with Rob..
While Giselle was showering, she couldn't help but smile. She was anxiously thinking of the night ahead of her, knowing that Rob was waiting for her to get out of the shower.

Using lots of shave gel to make sure she was smooth and soft in all the right places. Giselle used the shower gel and lathered her clit, awakening it with sexual anticipation. As the bursts of hot
water brushed over it, she could feel it all the way down to her toes. As Giselle finish up in the shower, she started to feel the arousing sensation, but controlled herself, saving it for Rob. She got out of the shower and even the brush of the towel over her nipples caused her to shiver.

She walked out into the bedroom where Rob lay waiting for her. Giselle looked over at Rob, with hungry eyes. He lit the candles and turned on the music. Giselle hears Rob catch his breath, as she turns around and removes her towel to wipe herself dry. Rob comes up behind her and run his hand around to cup her breasts. Giselle felt his hard cock pressing up against her ass. He slowly kisses the back of her neck and gently run his fingers down the side of her body.

Rob tells her, "Your body is absolutely amazing." Giselle couldn't hold back her moan of desire as he gently pulls her to face him. She looks into Rob's beautiful eyes and says, "I've been waiting for this moment, baby." He looks her up and down, and stops to stare at her swelling breasts. Her nipples wanting to be touched by him. Rob nonchalantly takes her fingers and licks each fingertip slowly, causing Giselle to ache in the pit of her stomach. He slowly works his way to her neck and places light kisses, making Giselle's heart flutter. As he moves down to her breasts and playfully nibbles on her nipples. Giselle giggles in pleasure and says, "Oh baby, please don't stop."

Her knees almost buckle as Rob runs his wet tongue down her stomach and slowly at the bottom of her hips. He suddenly moves up and their lips meet in a deep kiss. Tongues dancing, flicking, exploring, hands moving, gliding over each other in a quest for satisfaction.

Rob suddenly grip each of Giselle's wrists in his strong hands and withdraws from the kiss. He tells Giselle, "get on the bed and lie down." The sheets feel cool against the heat of Giselle's skin. She couldn't help but notice the drop of pre cum at the end of his hard cock, making her mouth water as she yearns to taste him.

Giselle moves to reach for his hardness, but Rob firmly tells her, "no." He tells her "just lie there and enjoy this, baby." Rob reaches to the night stand and picks up a blindfold. He leans down and nibbles along the edges of her lips and places the blindfold around her head, covering her eyes. At an instant, Giselle's every sense is heightened. She can smell the candles and hear the music playing softly in the background, as shivers with burning desire for him.

Rob runs his fingers up and down Giselle's body. As his fingers touch between her knees, she couldn't help but spread her legs, just a little, inviting him inside of her. She arches her back feeling ready to explode, as Rob glides his fingers over her abdomen, up to trace the curve of her tits, circling her nipples.

When Rob moves to lie over Giselle with his cock pressing against the lips of her pussy, she feels her heart beat in her clit. As Rob kisses Giselle, he reachs over and to un-do the blindfold. The heat of his tongue around Giselle's nipples gives her an electrifying feeling throughout her whole body. Giselle struggles, as Rob moves down her body, nibbling, licking and teasing her. She whimpers and says, "Please, baby" and he laughs and says, "Please what, my sweet?"

Giselle replies, "Please, please I want you inside of me." Her breathing stops and as she feels Rob's hot breath on her wet pussy. Her legs spread even more, wanting, needing Rob to fill her up. Giselle is spread, open, and dripping, waiting on what's next.

Rob grasps one side of her pussy lips between his lips, gently sucking, sliding his mouth higher towards Giselle's clit, and then releasing it. Then he takes the other side of her lips, sucking it into his mouth, sucking his way higher, her clit tingling, throbbing with absolute sensation.

Giselle releases a soft moan as Rob slides his finger in her wet pussy and sucking her clit into his mouth, working at a slow steady beat with his mouth and hand at the same time. Sliding the finger in, sucking and nibbling her clit, adding another finger. Giselle's hips respond, moving faster and faster as she urges him on.

Rob slowly slides his fingers back slightly then curving a fingertip inside Giselle, rotating it, rubbing, small steady little circles on her inner wall. Giselle loses control as Rob discovers her g-spot. She gasps as he places a finger from his other hand on her clit. Giselle is whimpering as he moves both fingers rhythmically at the same time, steadily circling, sliding, pressing.

Rob stops, as Giselle's body shudders. He kisses her deeply, as she tastes her own wetness in his mouth. Giselle sucks Rob's tongue into her mouth, needing to take him in. Rob stops and lifts her legs up and moves forward. She feels the head of his cock opening her. Rob eases in slowly as Giselle strains up, grasping, trying, begging for more but he slowly takes his time.

Giselle finally feels the his cock in the deepest part of her, throbbing. It only takes one small rotation of his hips and she's shaking inside. She moans and cries out, "Baby, faster!" Rob withdraws to just the tip and suddenly he thrusts in her, hard and deep. Giselle's moans get louder and louder, as she grabs onto his shoulders, wrapping her long legs around him.

Rob is moving faster and faster, each thrusts going deeper and deeper, until his cock is throbbing, pulsing inside of Giselle. Their bodies moving together becoming one. He feels her dripping all over his manhood, as he fills her up. Giselle's cries are joined with Rob's groaning, as they both explode in a wave of sexual sensation.

And then Rob looks into Giselle's eyes and softly kisses her lips as the sun slowly rises..

**So this was a fantasy I wrote about Rob.. Hope you all enjoyed it.. More to come!

Love,
Lorena

Dreaming of Daniel Gale & the real Rob

How do you like my sweater?

 If you're a Rob fan, chances are you've already seen The Bad Mother's Handbook, where Rob plays this adorable dorky guy.  You just want to hold him and bring him home!

Audrey sent us this dream about Daniel Gale, the character that Rob plays in the mentioned movie.

The Daniel Gale one was last year. He was sitting, completely nerded out in my kitchen and was patiently waiting for me to get ready. Very cute. When I finally came out and was ready to go out, he smiled up to me. And I think he held my hand. He was just being adorable. I remember thinking he was being the perfect bf, hahaha!

And then the Rob dream of last week.  This was Rob himself and it seemed like I've known him for a while. Like we both were students and the same age as well. There was another girl there too, no K thank God, I couldn't really identify her. But she was just a friend, very nice. Anyway, I thought Rob and I were reading the same book/script, I am not sure about being a book or script, because there was something about a movie in there too. It could have been we were acting students. But then he looked at the cover of my book and said that it wasn't the same book at all. He was laughing about it, giggling, being cute. I think I was somewhat dissapointed that it wasn't the same. Of course this aspect of the dream was a bit vague, as dreams go. We were just really good friends though, nothing romantic there, but that didn't matter in that dream. :-)

TTYL Audrey, ;-)*

*Name(s) have been changed

Photo: From The Bad Mother's Handbook, Robert Pattinson and Holliday Grainger

"Gotta Find Those Girls"

So other day, I took a short nap and I ended up dreaming about Rob. Well, of course, why wouldn't I right. Hahah!

And this is how it goes..

Tazzy calls me up and tells me, "L, did you hear Rob has a Twitter?" And of course, I was like, "No way!!!" So it turns out Rob decided to get a Twitter account. Seemed like everyone on Twitter was going crazy about the news! Well, who wouldn't be, righhhhttt! We've been waiting for Rob to get an account finally he does. So we all go and follow him! It doesn't take long but Rob somehow finds our Twitter account, @IDreamOfRob and he becomes one of our followers! And of course one thing leads to another and he finds our BLOG! YEESSSS, this blog "I Dream Of Rob!" So Tazzy and I were super excited about Rob following our Twitter account and even finding our blog! The next day, I get another call from Tazzy, but this time she was super hysterical -- crying, screaming, and laughing! It took a few minutes to finally get me to calm her down. She screamed "Rob tweeted that he was looking for US, for US!!! He tweeted "If anyone knows Tazzy & L, please tweet them and let them know Rob is looking for them!" I was totally shocked! Why the heck would Rob look for us???? So Tazzy DM'd him since he was following our account and asked what he needed from us. It didn't take long for him to relpy and this is how it went: "Hey girls, I was looking for you because I came across your blog and I noticed it was fairly new. Maybe I could help you girls out and get you more viewers?" Tazzy and I were both shocked! I literally almost had a heart attack! We DM'd him back and said "YES! OF course! It would be an honor to have you helping us with our blog about you!!!"

But that's my dream kids! I know sounds cheesy! But imagine.. Hmmm, anything is possible.. Don't you think ;)..

Rob and Ebay?

Yep, like my distressed look? No it's not bird poop!

Dear Rob:

Forgive us for being so petty but we love you so much to the point that we have to dissect every single article of clothing that you own.  Remember that day you appeared in Vancity wearing the Ralph Lauren bird crap jacket?  Well my friend Rosie and I had much talk about what were those white spots on the jacket.  Later on we realized that it was really there, something called distressed look.  

So that day we were bored(yeah right) so we decide to do some sleuthing. I know this sounds scary but we saw a similar jacket online(won't say names) and after much analysis we came to the conclusion that it was not even the same jacket.  So that was 2 hours after oggling the jacket.  We didn't think you wore a XXL!   However we want you to understand that the convo below is the result of that interesting clothing conversation/sleuthing that we did.  So hold on to your horses and don't run away!  We promise we are both normal!

Love,

Tazzy and my friend Rosie

Picking up the convo after we saw the item online, excuse the typos, this was an actual Gchat conversation! And excuse our craziness!

We were looking at Ebay items:

Rosie: I just checked the feedback on the seller.  Hmmm.
Tazzy:  I got it, wow there's so many.  I don't want to read through it
Rosie:     LOL, just go by the dates!
Tazzy:  Yeah okay but "he" didn't leave a feedback.
Rosie:  Well if it's him, that's normal right?
Tazzy: Yeah, no time and who cares right?
Rosie: So I don't think it's the same jacket Tazzy.
Tazzy: Eh sorry google kicked me out.  What it's not the same? Are you sure. lol
Rosie:  yeah, but i was looking at the dates around the time he got it
Tazzy: Oh true, he wore it at the Hope for Haiti
Rosie:  but Haiti was before March 7 way before did he wear it there?
Tazzy:  i thought he did but i could be wrong, it was so dark!  And I was so distracted by his full beard. 
Tazzy:  we can look at his video right now let's go to youtube
(Goes to youtube to see if Rob wore the same jacket and to listen to Rob saying Hope for Haiti --HopeforHayteeeeee)
Rosie:  because if he did, it was or not the same jacket or he didn't wear it hahaha
Tazzy:  hahaha oh yeah
Rosie: it's the same yes
Tazzy:  he looks like Joaquin Phoenix!
Rosie: ROFL
Rosie:  so he's NOT the buyer of that one, we can quit ebay hahaha
Tazzy: Joaquin,  I think that's who he was chaneling since he said that's his idol!  Funny.  Are u sure it's not the same?
Rosie:  yes!
Tazzy:  look at the jacket!
 Rosie:  hahahaha this was january hon jacket was bought in march
Tazzy:  but is it the same
Rosie:  so Rob's not the buyer sorry, yeah
Tazzy: but I think he got it for free
Rosie: prolly
Tazzy: and here I got so excited
Rosie:  yeah, for wearing it that night but you were right about it being the same!  It's just not the same as on Ebay. Maybe there's a Rob lookalike somewhere out there
Tazzy:  ROFL yeah can this look alike pay me a visit? :-)
Rosie:  wearing that same jacket now hahaha.  Maybe just ask the seller!  If it's a lookalike hahaha
Tazzy:  Nah, he'll think we are pervs....or stalkers!  I can't have that tarnishing my reputation, LOL
Rosie:  also do you think Rob's an XXL?
Tazzy:  I think a regular L, maybe if he likes baggy an XL,  he is slim
Rosie:  yeah
Rosie:  I think he's a large yes
Tazzy: are we still talking about the jacket here? ;-) *winks*
Rosie:  hahaha
Tazzy:  large...HEHEHE ok
Tazzy: Btw don't you think that jacket on ebay is overpriced if the regular price of that jacket is 550!!!
Rosie:  so overpriced!!!
Tazzy:  yeah!
Rosie:  typically Ralph Lauren!
Tazzy:  we call stuff like that "rip off"
Rosie:  so overpriced
Tazzy:  well he can afford it, he's rolling in the dough now!
Rosie:  I bet ya 100 dollars Rob doesn't know the price
Tazzy:  for sure!
Rosie:  I think if he would, he'd get a heart attack
Tazzy:  haha, trully, but we want Rob to stay alive please!
Rosie:  and probably never wear it. I mean, same jeans forever guy hahaha, button fly levis
Tazzy:  yeah, except he got a new one, was it from Kmart ya think?  The shade is weird, but who am I kidding, Rob is awesome even if he wore a burlap sack.
Rosie:  I bet he thinks that jacket with all the bleach and stuff is vintage hahaha, poor Rob
Tazzy:  lol
Rosie:  being all preppy without wanting too be
Tazzy:  awwww we can teach him, comhere Rob let me give u a backrub
Rosie:  he doesn't care either way though
Rosie:  like he gave all his free raybans away like they were candy hahaha
Tazzy:  yeah well a little awkward but I'd take one!  Free and from Rob, what's not to like?
Rosie:  LOL so ROB!  btw why wasn't I there
Tazzy:  yeah wish he came here
Rosie:  I wanted a pair!!!!
Tazzy:  lol
Rosie:  he should come over to you
Tazzy:  I will take anything fr Rob
Rosie:  LOL Um yes hahaha
Tazzy:  I will take anything fr Rob
Rosie:  LOL Um yes hahaha, except his beanie
Tazzy:  hehehe, well for memento I'll take it
Rosie:  hahahaha true!  I rather have his boxers though....for momento....the ones he left on the floor! LOL
Tazzy:  hahaha ok me too!  Gosh now you gave me dirty thoughts Rosie!
 Rosie:  naughty!
 Tazzy:  fruit of the loom....hmmm.  I'll wear his shirt
Rosie:  whatever, all brands are fine by me hahaha
Tazzy:  like kstew does it haha
Rosie:  hahahaha, like K yes, hahahaha except you'd never take it off hahaha
Tazzy:  so it looks like we are together.
Tazzy: nope not gonna take it off
Rosie:  would shower in the shirt
Tazzy: I'll  never wash it, oh well I want to keep the scent
Rosie:  and then dry yourself in the sun hahaha,so you'd never shower hahaha
Tazzy:  hahaa well honey I gotta shower, so I guess I might take it off at some point!
Rosie:  that's okay too, Rob won't mind.
Tazzy: So don't wash his undies either, since you want the boxers specifically.
Rosie:  ewwwwwwww
Tazzy:  ewww lol sorry
Rosie:  hahahaha
Tazzy:  Rob could be a nomad u know? Wow
Rosie:  glad you saw your error hahaha
Tazzy:  hahaha well u said not wash
Rosie:  he kind of is hahaha, a nomad I meant.
Tazzy:  ok then don't wash the underwear
Rosie:  LOL well, I'd frame it and not wash it
Tazzy:  sleep with it, make it the pillowcase, haha.
Rosie:  ROFL
Tazzy:  LOL, just don't let anyone see it!  Whoever sees it will think you're crazayyyyy.
Rosie:  the underwear
Tazzy:  YES
Rosie:  LOL
Tazzy:  yes, make it a pillowcase,just pull it over your pillow, you know the drill!  There ya go,all set
Rosie:  hahahahaha woot!
Tazzy:  LO
Rosie:  If only we could summon Rob by willpower!
Tazzy:  Gahhh yes, here right here in my room...or yours!!!!
Rosie: Boxers, Fruit of the Loom, on the floor!

Fantasies too of any form!

Hey girls, so Lorena and I got to talking and we decided we would post y'all's fantasies on here as well!  Seems to me we are all fantasizing about Rob and not always dreaming about him.  Isn't that right? :P   So write down your fantasies and we will post it here.   It could be how you imagined meeting him.  Go all out, go crazy!  You can send it in story format, letter format or even script.  Anyway you want it!  It can be a poem too.

As always, you will be anonymous, unless you don't want to be of course!

Thanks and we're looking forward to hearing from you!

T & L

"Peach-Soaked Kisses"

"Here let me lick that off you.."

I’m sitting on a wicker love seat on the back deck of a beach house. The hot sun is beating down. Live oak and palmetto trees are swaying slightly in the breeze. I’m wearing a tiny purple and black bathing suit. There’s a bowl of peaches on a table in front of me. I take one. Just as I bite into it Rob walks out onto the deck. He’s wearing nothing but a pair of faded well-worn Levi’s jeans. The juice from the peach runs down my chin. As I’m about to wipe it away, Rob sits down beside me. “Let me get that for you” he says. He teasingly licks the juice off then kisses me. I offer him a bite of the peach. He takes it and the juice runs down his chin and drips onto his chest. I run my finger through the juice on his chest and lick my finger. I then lick the juice off his chin as he starts to kiss me again. He takes another bite and deliberately drips more juice on my chest. He pulls me over onto his lap and leans forward to lick it off. “So sweet…” he murmurs. He starts kissing my neck and reaches around to untie the back of my top…


And this is where I woke up. I can’t say that I wasn’t disappointed but at least I got to taste Rob’s sweet peach-soaked kisses so I’m okay with it. Maybe I’ll dream this again one day. I’d love to know how it turned out.


*Jeana


*Name(s) have been changed to protect the identity of the sender.
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Dear Jeana,


Your dream was so hot! We definitely need a part 2 of this! And why is it that we always wake up just when it gets better?


Thanks for sending your dream!


-Tazzy


What do you all think? Please leave your comments?


Photo: New Moon 2009