Friday, October 1, 2010

Rob goes to church?

Rob on his way to church...or at least we hope
It's an early Saturday morning and I find myself at church. As the morning service begins, I see my friend Jessica and sit next to her. When it's over, I leave her to go to the rest room. Then I go outside to get some fresh air for a couple of minutes. As I was going back inside the church to attend the main service, I spot Jessica shockingly looking at the person facing her. All I can see is the person's back, sitting on the stair's rail. He's wearing a blue jacket and has reddish brown messy hair. I immediately know who it is.

Jessica starts saying, “Oh my God! You're Ro-” and I quickly go up to her to shut her up because I knew she'd attract unwanted attention. As he was getting off the rail, I finally got to see his face. He was clean shaven with white make-up and looked like his character Edward Cullen. I was a bit disappointed because I prefer natural Rob. I ask him, “Why don't you grow your beard back? You look too young and not like your normal self.” So he rolls his eyes and gives me a smirk. He says, “I'll tell you but you have to let me know when the church service starts. I don't want to miss it.” I laugh and give him a mocking look saying, “Why? It's not like Jesus is coming and you'll miss it or something.”

I feel guilty after saying that because in my mind, I wouldn't interrupt Rob even if Jesus did come. So he starts whispering in my ear but I have no idea what he's telling me. All of a sudden the sky brightens up and the clouds start to part. When the clouds are gone, I can see a place that looks like heaven. No, it's not because Rob is speaking to me but I think it's because Jesus really is coming! He's coming because I mocked Rob, telling him it's not like he'd miss it. Rob is still whispering in my ear and I decide not to tell him what I'm seeing because I don't want Rob to stop talking. It's beautiful! I can see parts of heaven while Rob is whispering things in my ear! Yeah, I know, I'm selfish. But I don't want this moment to go away. And that's when I wake up. That is by far the best dream I've ever had!

*Robin

*Name(s) have been changed to protect the identity of the sender.

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Wow girl, that was some dream you had!  No one mocks the Rob, did you not know that! LOL  Look what you did? :)

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Bedtime stories

Yes, you will wake up and I'll be next to you looking like this...


Just imagine Rob's talking to you.  He's laying down on your bed, hair in glorious sexy disarray, blue eyes piercing your soul, a scruff to die for.  He's waiting for you, warming the bed.  Your knees are about to buckle at the sight of him.


Rob:  Hi baby, come to bed

Me: Oh *giggles* I'm not sleepy yet.

Rob: Who said anything about sleeping? *winks

Me: Oh, oh, oh. *dead*

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Hobolicious Hotness!!!

I'm reviving some of Rob's old photos.  Any photo of him is worth seeing again and again and again!

I love this picture, I imagine this is what he's thinking:

 Rob what's that stain on your pant leg?




Rob: Man, that was exhausting! Being hot takes a lot of work!  I've done all I can to look unattractive but these girls are still wild about me!   I can't wait to go home and have a Heineken and a Hotpocket!  Hopefully Tom didn't find the last Hotpocket that I hid in the back of the freezer, behind a shoebox!

Photo: I can't remember, all I know is that it's from 2009 and possibly taken in Vancouver. :)

Monday, September 13, 2010

So it's been really slow here! I apologize for not blogging for a while, real life just got busy with illnesses, visitors and work.  Anyway, we are still accepting dreams of Rob or fantasy you may have.  Just send them in.


The past week Rob has been photographed with fans while on roatrip with his pals, going through Texas.  I knew he'd be sporting a beard again, just like whenever he's not working, he lets go and doesn't shave.  I'm a not a big fan of the bearded look but hey, it's Robert Pattinson so I'll take what I can get!

Let's take a look at some of the pics that came out of that:

Dreamy Rob!

I love this picture so much! He seems so happy and so content, holding that guitar! And did I mention what a lucky guitar that was!?  His long agile fingers strummed its strings!  Sometimes inanimate objects have all the luck!

I'm so in love with you honey...



Another fan photo from Texas. I see Rob's appeal still dazzles women! Just look at the love in her eyes!  Such a sweet photo!  I think I'll be googly-eyed and uncoordinated when I meet Rob, how much more be right there with him, next to him, with our bodies touching!  Oolala!



Photos: I believe the 1st photo is from a girl named Erica(fan), I'm not sure who owns the 2nd photo.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

I'd love to meet you, anywhere, just say the word...
Have you met Rob?  Do you dream of meeting him in person, him calling your name. You gazing on his jawporn, blue eyes and sex hair, long wonky legs?  Do you ever wonder what you would say or how you would react once you're actually there, in front of him, or perhaps he's 3 feet away from you.  The mere fact he's there, the air changes and there's electricity zapping you?

What would be the ideal situation for you to meet him?

Let me give you some scenarios:

1.  At a fan/movie event

2. At a pub

3. Outside his hotel(if you ever find it!)

4. Some random place like a coffee shop, Borders or Barnes and Noble

5. At one of his mate's concerts(Sam, Marcus, Bobby)?

6. At a convenience store while he was shopping for Hot Pockets?

Now let's see, what would you say? Would you be able to talk?  Would you just freeze and gaze at his beauty, drool a little perhaps?   Will you pretend you smoke and hope you have a lighter in your purse to offer him if he needs a light?  Would you offer to buy him a Heine?  Would you pretend you barely know him and just be cool about it?

We want to know, let us know. Let's have fun!

 Leave your comments, thanks!

Photo: Details magazine 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Have you been to Rob's house?

I Have No Idea Who You Are Robert Pattinson
   
I'm rocking this beanie!
    I'm driving around LA late in the evening and I end up in front of a house which isn't all that nice. I have no idea why the hell I'm here but I go and knock on the door anyway. Rob shows up at the door. I remember him wearing a black beanie, an olive green button down shirt with a gray t-shirt underneath, and black pants. Surprisingly, I act like it's no big deal. He lets me in his house which is warm and cozy. Nothing fancy, just a wooden floor with wooden furniture. He leads me to his tan colored couch in the living room and we start talking about God knows what. I tell myself not to 'out' myself and pretend to have no idea who he is. But then I asked him how he manages to be funny and witty in interviews. “Shit! Stupid, stupid, stupid!” I tell myself. He looks at me through squinted eyes in a suspicious manner with a smirk on his face. “I dunno.” he says laughing. We carry on with our conversation but by the end of it I slip up again and tell him I love his dad (in a non-creepy way). He says, “Really? I can invite him over if you want.” But I decline and leave. That's when I wake up and think, ”WHAT THE F*CK?! Why did I do that?” I still hate the dream version of me. She's so stupid. 

* Celine
*Name(s) have been changed to protect the identity of the sender.

Photo: Robert Pattinson visiting Planet Hollywood, 2008.


Monday, August 23, 2010

"It's Just A Sweet, Sweet Fantasy Baby.."

"Your body is absolutely amazing.."
~ Because we all have dreams and fantasies about Rob.. So here's one that I will share with you.. What I imagine it would be like with Rob..
While Giselle was showering, she couldn't help but smile. She was anxiously thinking of the night ahead of her, knowing that Rob was waiting for her to get out of the shower.

Using lots of shave gel to make sure she was smooth and soft in all the right places. Giselle used the shower gel and lathered her clit, awakening it with sexual anticipation. As the bursts of hot
water brushed over it, she could feel it all the way down to her toes. As Giselle finish up in the shower, she started to feel the arousing sensation, but controlled herself, saving it for Rob. She got out of the shower and even the brush of the towel over her nipples caused her to shiver.

She walked out into the bedroom where Rob lay waiting for her. Giselle looked over at Rob, with hungry eyes. He lit the candles and turned on the music. Giselle hears Rob catch his breath, as she turns around and removes her towel to wipe herself dry. Rob comes up behind her and run his hand around to cup her breasts. Giselle felt his hard cock pressing up against her ass. He slowly kisses the back of her neck and gently run his fingers down the side of her body.

Rob tells her, "Your body is absolutely amazing." Giselle couldn't hold back her moan of desire as he gently pulls her to face him. She looks into Rob's beautiful eyes and says, "I've been waiting for this moment, baby." He looks her up and down, and stops to stare at her swelling breasts. Her nipples wanting to be touched by him. Rob nonchalantly takes her fingers and licks each fingertip slowly, causing Giselle to ache in the pit of her stomach. He slowly works his way to her neck and places light kisses, making Giselle's heart flutter. As he moves down to her breasts and playfully nibbles on her nipples. Giselle giggles in pleasure and says, "Oh baby, please don't stop."

Her knees almost buckle as Rob runs his wet tongue down her stomach and slowly at the bottom of her hips. He suddenly moves up and their lips meet in a deep kiss. Tongues dancing, flicking, exploring, hands moving, gliding over each other in a quest for satisfaction.

Rob suddenly grip each of Giselle's wrists in his strong hands and withdraws from the kiss. He tells Giselle, "get on the bed and lie down." The sheets feel cool against the heat of Giselle's skin. She couldn't help but notice the drop of pre cum at the end of his hard cock, making her mouth water as she yearns to taste him.

Giselle moves to reach for his hardness, but Rob firmly tells her, "no." He tells her "just lie there and enjoy this, baby." Rob reaches to the night stand and picks up a blindfold. He leans down and nibbles along the edges of her lips and places the blindfold around her head, covering her eyes. At an instant, Giselle's every sense is heightened. She can smell the candles and hear the music playing softly in the background, as shivers with burning desire for him.

Rob runs his fingers up and down Giselle's body. As his fingers touch between her knees, she couldn't help but spread her legs, just a little, inviting him inside of her. She arches her back feeling ready to explode, as Rob glides his fingers over her abdomen, up to trace the curve of her tits, circling her nipples.

When Rob moves to lie over Giselle with his cock pressing against the lips of her pussy, she feels her heart beat in her clit. As Rob kisses Giselle, he reachs over and to un-do the blindfold. The heat of his tongue around Giselle's nipples gives her an electrifying feeling throughout her whole body. Giselle struggles, as Rob moves down her body, nibbling, licking and teasing her. She whimpers and says, "Please, baby" and he laughs and says, "Please what, my sweet?"

Giselle replies, "Please, please I want you inside of me." Her breathing stops and as she feels Rob's hot breath on her wet pussy. Her legs spread even more, wanting, needing Rob to fill her up. Giselle is spread, open, and dripping, waiting on what's next.

Rob grasps one side of her pussy lips between his lips, gently sucking, sliding his mouth higher towards Giselle's clit, and then releasing it. Then he takes the other side of her lips, sucking it into his mouth, sucking his way higher, her clit tingling, throbbing with absolute sensation.

Giselle releases a soft moan as Rob slides his finger in her wet pussy and sucking her clit into his mouth, working at a slow steady beat with his mouth and hand at the same time. Sliding the finger in, sucking and nibbling her clit, adding another finger. Giselle's hips respond, moving faster and faster as she urges him on.

Rob slowly slides his fingers back slightly then curving a fingertip inside Giselle, rotating it, rubbing, small steady little circles on her inner wall. Giselle loses control as Rob discovers her g-spot. She gasps as he places a finger from his other hand on her clit. Giselle is whimpering as he moves both fingers rhythmically at the same time, steadily circling, sliding, pressing.

Rob stops, as Giselle's body shudders. He kisses her deeply, as she tastes her own wetness in his mouth. Giselle sucks Rob's tongue into her mouth, needing to take him in. Rob stops and lifts her legs up and moves forward. She feels the head of his cock opening her. Rob eases in slowly as Giselle strains up, grasping, trying, begging for more but he slowly takes his time.

Giselle finally feels the his cock in the deepest part of her, throbbing. It only takes one small rotation of his hips and she's shaking inside. She moans and cries out, "Baby, faster!" Rob withdraws to just the tip and suddenly he thrusts in her, hard and deep. Giselle's moans get louder and louder, as she grabs onto his shoulders, wrapping her long legs around him.

Rob is moving faster and faster, each thrusts going deeper and deeper, until his cock is throbbing, pulsing inside of Giselle. Their bodies moving together becoming one. He feels her dripping all over his manhood, as he fills her up. Giselle's cries are joined with Rob's groaning, as they both explode in a wave of sexual sensation.

And then Rob looks into Giselle's eyes and softly kisses her lips as the sun slowly rises..

**So this was a fantasy I wrote about Rob.. Hope you all enjoyed it.. More to come!

Love,
Lorena