"Rob Doing Yard-Work? Dirty Rob?"

"If you need help in the yard or anything else, lemme know!"

Dear Rob,

That was so random of you. Just to pop into my po-dunk town in the middle of nowhere, giving me a dream heart attack.(not really) Is there a hidden meaning to this? I mean, it wasn’t the first time I dreamt of you. The first time was probably a year ago. I’ll shorten it. I was at this hotel and you were there. The hotel clerk told me the exact room you were in, and we made out(if I remember correctly, you pushed me up against the wall. I told you I was a lip-virgin. You were so sweet).

Then last night in my dream me and my mom were driving by the local high school and you were in a random yard, helping out. You’re even better looking in person, if it’s possible for you to be even more attractive. I went home and put on my (tight as heck natch) Team Edward shirt. Just as I was in the process of changing shirts you knocked at my back door. My mom answered and you guys hit it off. Then I tried to tell you how in love with you I was and how many times I’d seen Eclipse(6) and you kept telling me “later”. You ate dinner with us and spent the night. Nothing happened between us :”””””””””( . The next thing I remember was being in class and you sitting outside of the class. I wanted you to sit with me. But it was a randomly cool dream nonetheless.

So Rob,are you trying to tell me something? Will we end up together like I fantasize? One can only hope. I love you Rob!

Love,
Robsessedgirl

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Dear Robsessedgirl,
I love the idea of Rob doing yard word, getting dirty! Oolala!
-Tazzy
Photo: From the set of Water for Elephants, July 2010

"Popcorn, Anyone?"

"You are beautiful, kiss me please.."

I was working the midnight shift at the movie theatre and I was bored
like crazy. Tonight, was the premiere of Eclipse. We had a crazy, long
line of screaming teenagers. I could not handle their annoying and
obnoxious voices. I kept thinking to myself, please shut up. I turned
away a moment, but suddenly the screams got louder and louder. My head
flipped around so fast, I was in shock to see the cast of the movie
walking right across from me. I couldn’t help but smile because Robert
Pattinson was just as handsome as he was in all his photos. But seeing
him up close and personal was much more exciting.

I must have been the luckiest girl that night because as staff of the
movie theatre, we were allowed to meet the cast. However, we all had
to wait until the movie was finished. As I sat in the lobby, I could
not help but feel nervous. I wanted to scream at the top of my lungs.

I must have been so distracted because I did not realize that RPattz
was already sitting beside me. “Are you nervous?” he suddenly asked
me. I could not help it, but my face turned bright red. “Uh uh, Mr.
Pattinson, oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!” was all I ended up saying.

I was really at a loss for words. For what seemed like a million
moments, he finally turned to me and said, “You are beautiful.” He
kissed me on the cheek. As he kissed me, my co-worker snapped a
picture from her cell phone.

Wow! This may not be a romantic, sexy dream. But meeting Robert
Pattinson in my dream was more than enough.

~ Mary*

- Oh Mary, I totally disagree!! This is a very romantic dream. *sigh* He said you’re beautiful and kissing you on the cheek, woot woot! That’s absolutely amazing! I’d never wash my cheek again!!!

Photo: At the Nokia Theatre for the Eclipse Premiere June 2010.

* Note: Names have been changed to protect the identity of the sender.